Somebody has to tell Lindsay to stop with her self-destructive behavior of indulging in booze and drugs and if her parents won’t say so (or do anything about it), Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel will.
Following her ongoing probation after her DUI case, the judge has sternly ordered that the habitually late Ms. Lohan be made to wear an alcohol-monitoring SCRAM device AND undergo a random drug testing at a very minimum of once per week.
Lohan, who is out on $100,000 bail, was also ordered to attend all of her scheduled alcohol-education courses.
The judge’s formal order to refrain from drugs and booze was also unqualified – none of the attempts at suggestions of Lohan’s attorney got through. In fact, there will be no more lame excuses for Ms. Lohan (such as losing her passport in Cannes) and according to the judge, “Failure to show for random drug testing is the same as a dirty test to the court.” Missing a drug test will only be acceptable if Lohan was in her alcohol education class.
If Lindsay still messes this up, she’s likely to face serious jail time.